My Tuppence Worth to those about to become new Parents

Hi There, impending parent, normal, civilised person, who has all the time in the world. That's how I view you and indeed how you may come to view other childless people around about two seconds after your new baby "pops out". Because after that momentous event, the part of your life you can devote to you and your needs and sleep and your interests and sleep and your desires shrinks to almost nothing. Your life is instantly transformed, mostly for the good, honestly. I have jotted down a few points which might be of interest to you (or may be annoyingly condescending). I hope it's the former.